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a daydreaming dragon creature (from a nonsense story without a narrative)~ “we should draw on dragons that drag on the dregs of goons.” the jovial ear troll said out loud to anyone that would listen. a nearby gnome nose who was busy inhaling magical donut holes, heard the ear troll and looked annoyed and stopped inhaling “drag off! you sound absurd, more absurd than the time your abs did a turd.” shouted the gnome nose “there are no more physical dragons or even pens around here in this sparsely populated fantasy land, unless if you believe in airy ales, or whatever they’re called.”  the gnome nose angrily walked away with an empty donut hole stuck in its nose teeth. “hmmph, i was just trying to play with words.” the now somber ear troll thought “‘but, i’ll show him though, i’ll draw on a dragon if it is the last thing i never do, or ever do. whatever comes first. and how do you get the hole of a donut hole stuck in your teeth?” and with that the somber ear troll began planning its less than one mile mythic journey to find a dragon and a pen… Zoom

a daydreaming dragon creature (from a nonsense story without a narrative)~

“we should draw on dragons that drag on the dregs of goons.” the jovial ear troll said out loud to anyone that would listen.

a nearby gnome nose who was busy inhaling magical donut holes, heard the ear troll and looked annoyed and stopped inhaling

“drag off! you sound absurd, more absurd than the time your abs did a turd.” shouted the gnome nose “there are no more physical dragons or even pens around here in this sparsely populated fantasy land, unless if you believe in airy ales, or whatever they’re called.” 

the gnome nose angrily walked away with an empty donut hole stuck in its nose teeth.

“hmmph, i was just trying to play with words.” the now somber ear troll thought “‘but, i’ll show him though, i’ll draw on a dragon if it is the last thing i never do, or ever do. whatever comes first. and how do you get the hole of a donut hole stuck in your teeth?”

and with that the somber ear troll began planning its less than one mile mythic journey to find a dragon and a pen…

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the partial mistake of watching My Dog Skip late at night

i usually don’t mind being a ridiculously sensitive person, but sometimes my ridiculous nature is out of my control. i was watching the movie My Dog Skip, and the ending scene when little Skip is struggling to get on his best friend’s bed did me in. i started to cry, more like sob.  i couldn’t help myself. i couldn’t will myself to stop. it was more than Skip, i don’t know what is was.

i accidentally woke my brother up. ‘i’m sorry, just crying over a beautiful little dog’ i say as snot runs down my nose ‘little dogs are Christ like figures to me’. my brother is pretty good for putting up with me, basically a boy in a man’s body

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x-enial: Monte Cristallo, Dolomiti, Italy Zoom

x-enial:

Monte Cristallo, Dolomiti, Italy

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it isn’t often, but sometimes i try to draw cartoons that deals with subject matter people can hopefully relate to, like trying to give a dog a treat Zoom

it isn’t often, but sometimes i try to draw cartoons that deals with subject matter people can hopefully relate to,

like trying to give a dog a treat

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two creatures enjoy a floating campfire~ i head back north to New England next month, the region that has a brilliant socialist Senator, where gay marriage is legal in all six New England states, and where less than 13% of voters in Massachusetts are registered Republicans! yay! but two of the things i love most about New England would be the land and the seasons. i am excited i will soon have the chance to go hiking and camping in the Berkshires, the Green Mountains of Vermont and the White Mountains of New Hampshire this summer either with a friend, my dad, or a terrier. Zoom

two creatures enjoy a floating campfire~

i head back north to New England next month, the region that has a brilliant socialist Senator, where gay marriage is legal in all six New England states, and where less than 13% of voters in Massachusetts are registered Republicans! yay!

but two of the things i love most about New England would be the land and the seasons. i am excited i will soon have the chance to go hiking and camping in the Berkshires, the Green Mountains of Vermont and the White Mountains of New Hampshire this summer either with a friend, my dad, or a terrier.

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beach house- wishes

the contact that you make, the moment when a memory aches

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i think i look better with terriers for eyeballs

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just some creatures that were nice enough to come out of the imagination~ “Everything is free now, that’s what they say Everything I ever done, gonna give it away” Gillian Welch  i was never a fan of the anglo-protestant idea of work. i don’t mind working hard, it is just that my free time ethic is more important to me than my work ethic. life is vast, but i am fleeting, and i am more interested in the things my soul finds joy and meaning in, and the things i find joy and meaning in tends to be found in my ‘free time’. i have to die, i have to prioritize, i need simplicity, truly, and to draw little creatures, freely. and none of this really has to do with the drawing at hand, (initially i just had this) “My imagination is a monastery, and I am its monk” ― John Keats imagine a monastery in which a crazy razor monk shaves the hair off of innocent legs. Zoom

just some creatures that were nice enough to come out of the imagination~

“Everything is free now, that’s what they say
Everything I ever done, gonna give it away” Gillian Welch

 i was never a fan of the anglo-protestant idea of work. i don’t mind working hard, it is just that my free time ethic is more important to me than my work ethic.

life is vast, but i am fleeting, and i am more interested in the things my soul finds joy and meaning in, and the things i find joy and meaning in tends to be found in my ‘free time’.

i have to die, i have to prioritize, i need simplicity, truly, and to draw little creatures, freely.

and none of this really has to do with the drawing at hand, (initially i just had this)

“My imagination is a monastery, and I am its monk”
― John Keats

imagine a monastery in which a crazy razor monk shaves the hair off of innocent legs.

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Cory!! oh my goodness, i feel like i just won something stupendous! i am so flattered! your kind comment even erased my embarrassment of posting such a thing! Zoom

Cory!! oh my goodness, i feel like i just won something stupendous! i am so flattered! your kind comment even erased my embarrassment of posting such a thing!

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“If you still want me, please forgive me, the crown of love has fallen from me. If you still want me please forgive me because your hands are not upon me.” Arcade Fire Zoom

“If you still want me, please forgive me,
the crown of love has fallen from me.
If you still want me please forgive me
because your hands are not upon me.” Arcade Fire

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Posted 3 weeks ago

documenting a somersault attempt. i’m a flipping failure.

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Allison!! thank you!  i think my blog just peaked Zoom

Allison!! thank you!  i think my blog just peaked

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 impractical cartoon house creature has some thoughts~

  •  Sometimes when I talk to myself I don’t respond, and then I’m left wondering why won’t you talk to me?
  •   I feel like screaming out loud silently whenever i have to do a mime routine.
  • I am doing things with my life, like doing nothing, and sometimes I’ll even think about doing things I will never do.
  •  I come from the wrong side of town, and also the wrong angle because we all failed geometry.
  •   the Italian word for feet is pie, so i like to imagine Italians with pies for feet.
  • instead of crying tears it would be more interesting to cry little ears.
  • i like eating at any time except the neolithic era
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Bailey Zoom

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